His body isn’t even cold yet and the New York times has already put out a shameful article declaring Nelson Mandela to be an “icon of peaceful resistance”. News outlets around the Western world are hurrying to publish obituaries that celebrate his electoral victory while…
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
everyone needs at least one song that they just want to tattoo all over their body and inject into their veins and scream from rooftops because they love it so much
so apparently it's ally week AGAIN and all i can think is "DIDN'T WE SOMEHOW HAVE TWO OF THOSE IN NOVEMBER" and then i went to fact-check myself and we ALSO had one each in october and september and that's when i had to stop looking to prevent my rage from manifesting physical form and consuming the universe (or more likely just my house but that's still too much). how do i tell allies that they DON'T NEED this many goddamn weeks and they need to stop immediately
Wario hereby proposes Ally YEAR! Every single day is a celebration of allies! In fact, Wario proposes we ADD MORE DAYS TO THE YEAR! That way we can celebrate and heap praise on people for meeting the minimum standard of human decency without limiting ourselves to a measly 365 days a year!
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